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Stress Cat

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Stress Cat
For whenever you're feeling down, stressed, or upset or being barked at, it's time for some STRESS CAT to cheer you up! Featuring one stressed out kitty cat that really needs to do some meditation, take a nap, or break out the vodka! 

When life is a bitch, throw a hissy fit! 

People Like You

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Are the reason people like me need medication
"People like you, are the reason people like me, need medication!"
This is intended to simply be a design with both humour and attitude. We've all met people who we just shake our heads at, that seem designed to just make us go crazy. Parents, bosses or complete idiot strangers.

Suck It Up Princess

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Suck it up, Princess
We all know those who whine and moan about every little thing. This is a great response!


Similar vein to the Just Cope series

Just Cope

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Just Cope
Tired of those saps who keep feeling sorry for themselves no matter WHAT happens? The "poor me" dramas they insist on inflicting upon those around them? Tired of the whinging, whining and complaining? 
Then tell them to COPE!!!! 

SSDD

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Same Shit, Different Day
A touch of sarcasm you don't even have to say, it just leaps out and says it for you. 

Fantastic gift idea for the more sarcastic people in your life.


SSDD = Same Shit, Different Day

Schrodinger's Cat

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Schrodinger's Cat
Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, often described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935. It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The thought experiment presents a cat that might be alive or dead, depending on an earlier random event.
These T-shirts, etc, have on one side "Schrodinger's Cat is Dead" and on the other side is "Schrodinger's Cat is Not Dead"... leaving you to decide ;)

A Dragon a Day...

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A Dragon a Day...
"A Dragon a Day Keeps the Christians at Bay" is the theme on this series. However some do have only the fire dragon shown. 
This is not mean't to be anti-Christian, but instead be some humour for non Christians who may get inundated with visitors to their door, or well meaning relatives.

Dragon Crunchy

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"Do Not Argue with Dragons", starts this famous quote, "for you are crunchy, and go well with..." well anything really. The most common are Brie, Ketchup and Tomato Sauce. I also added Tea for the mugs :) Definately for the draconic dragon lovers! 

Halo / Horn

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Halo / Horn
Sometimes we feel and act like an angel, and in an instant it can change and we're wearing our horns instead. This design is for those times either you can't figure out which you want to be today, or you don't want THEM to know. ;D